WHO ARE WE? Wisconsinites who've been supporting the Cream City Crushers since infancy -- and are finally taking our shirt ideas to the masses. Our Internet-only business is based in the fine city of Madison, and run by actual descendants of the late, great textile tycoon Z.B. Tararrel.

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WHY DO WE DO THIS? To please discerning Crew fans. Also: So we can be in the house when Milwaukee makes its World Series run. We are not affiliated with the franchise, but may invest most of the proceeds into the franchise. Even though we've collectively purchased enough tickets and Polish Sausage to pay off Teddy Higuera's contract, we keep coming back for more.

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HOW CAN YOU CONTACT US? Tararrel & Sons will answer all inquiries sent to tararrel@tararrel.com. We don't have a 24-hour hotline (we have day jobs too!), but promise to give you proper Midwestern service over e-mail.

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HOW WILL ITEMS BE SHIPPED? Our shirts are shipped exclusively through United Postal Service Priority Mail. Shipping costs are as follows: 1-3 shirts: $4.95. 4-7 shirts: $8.95. Orders of 8 shirts or more will be shipped free of charge. All orders will be sent within 7 business days of purchase.

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ARE T&S SHIRTS AVAILABLE TO RETAILERS?
Yes. Potential resellers can e-mail resellers@tararrel.com to discuss bulk ordering.

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WHY AMERICAN APPAREL SHIRTS? We wanted to screen-print on only the best lightweight cotton, and AA's 4.3-ounce fine jersey tees are of primo quality. They cost more than your run-of-the-mill Hanes or Gildan tee, but believe us: The extra few bucks are well worth the softness of the garment you'll receive.

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WHO'S OUR FAVORITE CREW MEMBER OF ALL-TIME? Rob Deer. Seriously.

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ARE YOU TOO BIG FOR AN XXL SHIRT? Check our sizing chart. While we currently don't stock sizes bigger than XXL, we may be willing to make one-time exceptions ... for a price. E-mail us at tararrel@tararrel.com and we'll see what we can arrange.

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WHAT'S OUR RETURN POLICY? Unworn merchandise can be exchanged for another size/item or store credit within 14 days of purchase. E-mail us at returns@tararrel.com first for details. Be sure to check our sizing chart before placing any orders. Thanks!